Saturday, June 9, 2012

We made it! Welcome to the land of the man mullet and sky-high stilettos


(note: blog written June 8. still figuring out this whole internet thing)

So after about two days of orientation in DC we finally set off for Russia on Thursday. Pretty freaked out after all the horror stories we were told, I was actually kind of looking forward to the fact that I’d have a ten hour plane ride to mentally prepare myself for it all. That sentiment went out the window when our already two and a half hour airport wait turned into about a six hour wait followed by another hour wait once we were already boarded. And then there was some kind of mysterious medical emergency once we were in the air, and people were freakin out because the airplane ran out of orange juice. Of all tragedies. Conclusion: I hate travelling.

But after all that we got out of the airport we boarded an old-school tour bus and set off for the university. For these first two nights in Moscow we are staying in the dormitory, which is making out to be an interesting experience. For one, there are three of us in one tiny room and I kid you not, our tiny twin beds are about five inches apart. So typical Russia. Also, only one key exists for the dorm room and no one is allowed to leave the building with it; the last one leaving for the day has to check the key in with a lady at the front desk. When you return, you have to check to see if the key is at the desk or already taken upstairs. Also, much unlike my experiences in American dormitories, there is a security guard who checks your ‘propusk’ or pass before you can get to the elevators. Which are abnormally tiny.And if you accidentally press the P floor you come face to face with a brick wall and pitch blackness. Scary. While I’m glad we have some adjustment time to Russian amenities, I am very glad I chose the host family option.

Tonight, as our first night in the big city, we were shown where to exchange money and pointed towards some nearby restaurants. Then we were given time to explore on our own. My first experience exchanging money was just awkward, as had been expected. I walked straight up to the wrong guy and basically tried handing him my money. He stared at me for a while, waiting for me to say something, and I immediately forgot what I wanted to say so I squeaked out some jumble of sounds and he just grumbles that I’m at the wrong desk. The rest of the interaction was pretty much a silent one, but I got my rubles and booked it out of there.

After this, we realized just how hungry we were and somehow managed to find a place, sit down there, and order a meal. I can’t even tell you how much I had been looking forward to unlimited amounts of borsht this summer. So needless to say, that is exactly what I ordered for my first meal in Russia. And it was delicious. The Russian restaurant experience is definitely different than the American style of dining. First, I was surprised when we walked in and they asked me a question I hadn’t heard in a very long time: “would you like a smoking or non-smoking table?” I should have expected this, seeing as everyone in Russia smokes, but I have to admit it surprised me a bit. And then after we were done eating we just sat at the table staring at each other. Eating out in Russia is a leisurely experience; waiters don’t try to rush you out as they do in the U.S. When you want to leave, you need to ask for the check. At least this is the vibe I’m getting. I still have a lot to learn about restaurants in Russia.

Last on our to-do list was to buy some water. Water is one of the most basic human needs so you would expect it to be a basic purchase right? Wrong. Of course in Russia it is never so simple as to ask for a bottle of water. What brand? What size? With gas or without (carbonated)? And these interactions take place typically at kiosks on the streets, where you need the person behind the window to get you what you need. If you can’t explain it, you can’t buy it. I’m sure I will be having some interesting stories with these things soon.

After we each bought our two-liter bottles of water, the jetlag loopy feeling started sinking in. Unable to hold it in, we began laughing hysterically about how awkward it was to walk down a crowded street filled with Muscovites all dressed to the nines with not only our giant water bottles, but our disheveled, distressed appearances gifted to us by the long day of travel. We definitely stood out as Americans, but straightened ourselves up enough to make it past the politsia without questioning. Success.


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